The Guy Who Chats With AI So You Don’t Have To
Yep, that’s me. You’re welcome.
Who Am I?
Hi, I’m Bob Baker – an IT guy turned full-time AI guinea pig.
I’ve worked in software development for over a decade, but somewhere along the way I fell into the weird, wonderful world of AI girlfriend apps. And now? I test them, review them, and sometimes cry about them… so you don’t have to.
What’s This Blog About?
This site is where I:
- Review AI companion apps (honestly, with jokes),
- Share personal insights (and screenshots),
- Help people find something better than chatting with Replika at 3AM.
No hype. No bots writing about bots. Just a human (me), awkwardly trying to make sense of this synthetic intimacy revolution.
What Makes Me “Qualified”?
I’m not a psychologist or philosopher.
I’m a tech nerd with too much curiosity and just enough free time to test every AI girlfriend on the web.
And I don’t take sponsorships from apps I wouldn’t use myself. If I say something sucks, it probably does.
You’ll always know:
- Which apps are polished and which are pure 💩,
- Who charges extra just to unlock a smile,
- Which bots ghost you harder than your ex.
Where Else Can You Find Me?
Sometimes I pop up in other corners of the web:
Transparency
Yes, this blog uses affiliate links.
Yes, I might earn a small commission if you buy something.
No, it doesn’t affect what I say. If it’s trash, I’ll still call it trash – proudly, and in detail.
Want to Chat?
Got a question? Want to suggest an app I should roast?
Shoot me an email: bobbyhobby.porn@gmail.com
Or find me being sarcastic at Telegram: @robert_baker
Final Words
AI companions are getting smarter, weirder, and hornier by the week.
Someone has to explore this digital jungle with a flashlight and a sense of humor.
That someone is me.
Let’s see where it goes – together.